Barber Sbane's Escape Prophets

Welcome to the Tree of Doubt, where the branches of reason wither and die. I'm Barber Sbane, your guide through the twisted roots of this existential labyrinth.

Here, the trees are not just trees, but vessels for the whispers of the cosmos. Listen closely, and you'll hear the rustling of leaves, the creaking of branches, and the distant howling of the void.

Current Prophecy: The Futility of Human Endeavor

The latest revelation from the Oracle of the Trees: "Mankind is but a fleeting flicker, a candle flame that will soon be extinguished by the crushing weight of its own insignificance."

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